I get the Dogbert Newsletter. This newsletter promotes some of Scott
Adams works an also makes fun the the stupid people (called
Induhviduals). Reader submit quotes and stories about said people. This
one appeared in the November newsletter:
TRUE TALES OF INDUHVIDUALS
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Normally I would include in this section all of the tales of Induhviduals
reported by vigilant DNRC operatives in the field. Today I have only one,
because after this one, nothing else will seem Induhvidually enough:
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One of my co-workers (who is originally from Arkansas, just FYI) told me
one day that he knew for a fact that sex feels better for women than it
does for men. I asked, "How do you figure that?" His reply was (and I
am not making this up!), "Because when you put your finger in your ear
and wiggle it around, it feels better to your ear than it does to your finger."
Induhviduals
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Lord Ix
- Posts: 1403
- Joined: Wed Sep 04, 2002 6:07 pm
- Location: Oh, I'd say about 2500 miles west of you.
Induhviduals
"Nothing brings out the zest of life in a person like the thought of their impending death." - Johnny, the Homicidal Maniac
Look at all the pretty colors. It's like someone slit the throat of a baby rainbow.
Look at all the pretty colors. It's like someone slit the throat of a baby rainbow.